He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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