so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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