Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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