I CAN MOONWALK!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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