I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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