Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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