Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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