Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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