Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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