i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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