Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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