is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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