I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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