"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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