People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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