i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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