I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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