I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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