On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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