"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
