so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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