and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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