My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
did i walk over a car last night?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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