She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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