i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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