the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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