Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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