When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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