I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
