Don't you send me to vm
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Operation Purity has been aborted
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
im on a boat
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