I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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