In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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