need another drink. this is the easiest way
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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