brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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