Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
