check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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