Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Randomize