Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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