ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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