Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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