Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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