So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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