Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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