I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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