you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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