Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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