I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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