Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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