garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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