But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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