So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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