when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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