S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize
