New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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